Tesla Protest Funding Ring Discovered

In a shocking discovery last Friday, the group funding the recent Tesla protests, amongst other organised leftist attacks, was exposed by an anonymous hacker who turned in all evidence to various police precincts in different states.

According to the police report by the NYPD, the attacks were systematically grouped, and each month preceding the attacks, the protestors received money from private organisations, deposited quietly into their bank accounts in varying amounts to avoid scrutiny.

The shocking twist? Preliminary reports reveal that the organisations funding the protestors were bankrolled entirely by CEOs, executives, and other individuals in similer management positions across the country. According to Washington P.D., the evidence is mounting in a clearly visible trail stretching back for years, unnoticed by the democratic government, or perhaps simply ignored. Both recent and older attacks have come to light, with the majority of those involved having received money at the beginning of each month by the various organisations.

There are still many questions that neither the police investigating nor the hacker who brought the situation to light are currently able to answer, such as the amounts: It appears that some people received a much higher funding amount than others, even during months when no attacks were launched against Tesla, the government, or any other U.S. institution. Why some people received more than others is yet to be revealed, although we can already assume it has to do with some kind of ranking within the protestor organisation. Another unanswered question is the lack of hiding: It appears that no effort was made to cover up these payments, with many individuals even choosing to pay taxes on the money received. Hiding in plain site seems to have worked during the Democrat era, but no longer.

All these queries, and many more, will soon be answered thanks to the tireless investigation by the various police departments, and it appears that some of the CEOs are already being brought in for questioning on how they could commit this kind of treason against our nation for so long, without showing even a hint of remorse.

In the meantime, the police have committed to not releasing the names of any suspects, both those funding the groups and those receiving the money, until the investigation is truly underway and those dangerous people involved are in custody.