Jason Ersatz

Tomorrow Today’s White House correspondent, Jason covers briefings and key events from the heart of the U.S. government, ensuring that those in power are held accountable by asking the hard questions no one else dares to. From press conferences to exclusive interviews with government officials, Jason works tirelessly to give the public the latest political news, straight from the source.

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“I Never Thought ICE Would Take MY Wife” Says Man With Mail-Order Bride
By Jason Ersatz 06-11-2025 A Cookeville man was left stunned this week after federal authorities conducted...
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Local Mayor Agrees "Something Has To Be Done" About The Whole Situation
By Jason Ersatz 06-04-2025 At long last, the political leaders have spoken, and for once, they agree...
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K-Pop Band BLACKPINK Hired To Update U.S. National Anthem
By Jason Ersatz 27-05-2025 In a surprising turn, a public poll has selected global K-pop sensation BLACKPINK...
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Texas Set To Be Promoted From 28th To 27th State Thanks To National Popularity
By Jason Ersatz 05-19-2025 Due to Texas gaining popularity recently among the general public, most likely...
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How To Deal With Rejection From The Rhode Island School of Design (RISD)
By Jason Ersatz 05-15-2025 Following the news that our president was rejected from the Rhode Island School...
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Divorce Rate Projected To Drop Once Illegal
By Jason Ersatz 05-12-2025 Following the rise in divorce rate across the nation, the Government has implemented...
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New York City To Pump Dihydrogen Monoxide Into Drinking Water
By Jason Ersatz 05-06-2025 In a recent vote by the New York State Capitol, elected officials voted in...
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Turns Out Locals In Ubon Ratchathani Are not Interested In U.S. Politics
By Jason Ersatz 05-05-2025 In a shocking new development, it turns out that locals from the town of Ubon...
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Prison Jumpsuits To Be Changed From Orange To Chartreuse To Avoid Negative Connotations
By Jason Ersatz 04-28-2025 In light of recent events and political figures, many U.S. prisons have decided...
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White House Activates Robot Army Defense System In Preparation For Next Week's Planned Executive Orders
By Jason Ersatz 04-21-2025 The government has activated the White House’s robot defense system,...
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Democrats Agree To "Wait It Out"
By Jason Ersatz 04-24-2025 In a shocking revelation last Thursday, democrat politicians voted that their...
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Government To Use Historical Documents To Solve Modern Problems
By Jason Ersatz 04-15-2025 Worries about food shortage, immigration and economic disparity are on the...
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Europe & China To Vote Whether They Should Stop Following The U.S. Constitution
By Jason Ersatz 04-14-2025 Next Wednesday 16th of April marks the final meeting between Pedro Sánchez,...
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Imaginary Friends To Keep Green Card Status
By Jason Ersatz 04-08-2025 In the midst of the uncertainty surrounding rumours of legal citizens losing...
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