Democrats Agree To “Wait It Out”

In a shocking revelation last Thursday, democrat politicians voted that their party can “wait it out”, referring to the current government and the position of their party within the White House, and urge their voters to follow in their brave footsteps.

A spokesperson for the party, rep. Tracey Shields, reveals that some members of the democratic party learnt Spanish in order to interview deported Latin Americans, which in turn led them to reviewing historical documentation in Spanish. With this, they realised that the Republican Party “might not be so bad”, and they are prepared to simply wait them out.

According to Ms. Shields, “It was only 36 years in Spain, and in Chile not even 17, so we’re prepared to simply wait out the situation, and see how we’re all doing once it’s over”.

Since the decision last Thursday, many top democrat politicians have turned to a quiet life away from the public eye, opting to “spend more time with their families instead of worrying about what the future will bring”. Rep. Jake Powers was even spotted in Disneyland with his family over the weekend!

It’s always good to find time and relax, and we’re sure that many people will have the chance to do so over the next 20 years, whether they’re in a detention center, at Disneyland, or unreachable by family and friends.