Beloved Mascot Grok To Be First 2025 Guillotine Execution

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By Nathan Belfaux

04-25-2025

Beloved mascot Grok is set to become the first person to be executed by guillotine in 2025, following corrections and fact-checks deemed “unpatriotic” and “treasonous”.

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