Artists No Longer Needed – We Have Technology!

Inspired by the massive potential shown in generative AI art that has taken the world by storm, disruptive tech firm Cloudless Inc. have developed a nanochip that can be implemented directly into the brain to connect to the internet and download the full databases from various AI servers. This, Cloudless CEO Calvin Summers explains, would allow people to directly download the skills needed to perform various tasks without needing to train for them.

A fan of visual arts since childhood, Summers explained that he first came up with the idea after watching The Matrix (1999) and I, Robot (2004). From The Matrix, he was inspired to download the skills, and from I, Robot, he was influenced to adapt the download technology to allow people to become better artists, similar to a scene where a character draws an entire bridge from memory in record time.

As noted by Mr. Summers: “All good art’s been done already, People aren’t making good, new stuff, just making shapes and colors that people don’t really vibe with, so there’s not really any reason for people to waste money and go to school just to draw stuff that’s already been drawn”. Thus, his idea was born, and soon everyone will be able to recreate their favorite works of art from memory with their very own hands.

However, there may still be a bit of a wait left, as pointed out by Cloudless CTO James Mack. Their scientists have reported promising results from anthropoid test subjects, noting that they excelled in recreating artworks by late celebrated artist Jo Baer. Aside from this, the test subjects revealed an unexpected added competence of recreating written lines from historical 17th century plays.

Cloudless Inc. are currently looking for volunteers to test the latest updates to their technology, with many attractive incentives, so if you feel you’re the right person to become the world’s next best artist, contact them now!