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Liberals Have Invented Another Word Just To Annoy People

By Wynonna Mountebank 06-12-2025 In the latest news from Twitter’s blue-haired cousin who went...

“I Never Thought ICE Would Take MY Wife” Says Man With Mail-Order Bride

By Jason Ersatz 06-11-2025 A Cookeville man was left stunned this week after federal authorities conducted...

18 Ways To Distract The Kids While You Watch Your Favorite Reality Show

By Rue Bedauern 06-10-2025 In an era when surveillance feels constant and personal time is scarce, especially...

New App That Tells You How Much Better Off You'd Be If You'd Studied Something Different

By Nathan Belfaux 06-09-2025 With job instability rising across the country and the younger generations...

Boy Apologizes After Being Shot By Police While They Attempted To Detain A Dangerous Graffiti Artist

By Wynonna Mountebank 06-05-2025 Following the arrest of dangerous criminal mastermind Richard Claborn,...

Local Mayor Agrees "Something Has To Be Done" About The Whole Situation

By Jason Ersatz 06-04-2025 At long last, the political leaders have spoken, and for once, they agree...

Just 8 Glasses Of Wine A Day Helps Block Out The Sound Of Your Kids Screaming In The Other Room

By Rue Bedauern 06-03-2025 A new study has sparked joy among parents after suggesting that moderate-to-heavy...

Russian Hackers Break Into U.S. Gay Agenda, Delete Several Pages

By Nathan Belfaux 06-02-2025 In a startling breach of digital security, a prominent LGBT organization...

10 Tips For Creating The Ultimate Mancave To Distract Yourself While Your Wife Is Busy Giving Birth

By Andrew Mann 05-31-2025 Giving birth is always a stressful time for the mothers, but there’s...

K-Pop Band BLACKPINK Hired To Update U.S. National Anthem

By Jason Ersatz 27-05-2025 In a surprising turn, a public poll has selected global K-pop sensation BLACKPINK...

Brazil Seeks Business Majors to Introduce Glorious Capitalism to Isolated Indigenous Tribe

By Wynonna Mountebank 05-29-2025 Following the discovery of a previously uncontacted indigenous tribe...

Scientists Recommend Limiting Kids’ Screentime To Just 9 Hours A Day

By Rue Bedauern 05-27-2025 The debate over kids and technology is heating up once again. From concerns...

Newark City Council Confirms That The Public Face ID Tracker Installed On All Traffic Cameras Is “Nothing To Worry About”

By Nathan Belfaux 05-26-2025 The government was quick to assuage public concerns last Friday regarding...

Overspending On Home Renovations May Be The Best Way To Boost Local Economy, According To Local Contractors

By Andrew Mann 05-23-2025 A recent survey by contractors in the Los Angeles area show that many believe...

Most Waterproof Watches Break After Being Hit With Hammer

By Nathan Belfaux 05-21-2025 Scientists have revealed that the properties that make watches waterproof...

Meet The Man Turning Public Parking Spaces Into Livable Tiny Houses

By Wynonna Mountebank 05-20-2025 As a response to the housing crisis sweeping the nation, this young...

Texas Set To Be Promoted From 28th To 27th State Thanks To National Popularity

By Jason Ersatz 05-19-2025 Due to Texas gaining popularity recently among the general public, most likely...

Save Cooking Time By Making 90 lbs Of Mac And Cheese In Advance

By Rue Bedauern 05-18-2025 A quick tip to keep those hungry kids happy and fed when you just can’t...

Using Whipped Cream As Grout Can Make Your Bathroom Smell Sweeter

By Andrew Mann 05-17-2025 A neat trick by New Jersey renovators and home decorators to add a personal...

Hospitals To Sacrifice Newborns Who Might Become Immigrants In The Future

By Wynonna Mountebank 05-16-2025 Given the alarming number of foreigners born on U.S. soil, the government...

Tesla To Install Forcefields On All National Borders

By Nathan Belfaux 05-14-2025 In the latest efforts to keep the nation’s security intact, the White...

Divorce Rate Projected To Drop Once Illegal

By Jason Ersatz 05-12-2025 Following the rise in divorce rate across the nation, the Government has implemented...

Kids Would Leave Home Sooner If Threatened With A Gun

By Rue Bedauern 05-11-2025 A recent study by housing experts in Alabama and Georgia have shown that despite...

New Study Finds Eating Large Quantities Of Cheese May Be Related To Autism

By Andrew Mann 05-10-2025 A new study by Arkansas doctors revealed an astonishing overlap between members...

Scientists Advise Against Using Vacuums For At-Home Liposuctions

By Nathan Belfaux 05-09-2025 Colorado Springs doctors have advised against using vacuums for at-home...

CEOs To Change Title To“Chief Friendliness Officers” To Improve Public Image

By Wynonna Mountebank 05-07-2025 In light of recent events, many CEOs have been advised to change their...

Turns Out Locals In Ubon Ratchathani Are not Interested In U.S. Politics

By Jason Ersatz 05-05-2025 In a shocking new development, it turns out that locals from the town of Ubon...

How Families Still Find Family Time On Sundays Even After Parents Have Been Deported

By Rue Bedauern 05-04-2025 It’s always wonderful to find a silver lining in the midst of uncertainty,...

84% Of Americans Agree That Skeletons Are The Least Scary Movie Monsters

By Andrew Mann 05-03-2025 84% of Americans voted “skeletons” to be the least scary movie...

Incredible Invention! Tech Bros In California Invent Yet Another Train

By Nathan Belfaux 05-02-2025 In Silicon Valley, tech company TrainTo has designed a series of cars designed...