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How To Deal With Rejection From The Rhode Island School of Design (RISD)
By Jason Ersatz 05-15-2025 Following the news that our president was rejected from the Rhode Island School...
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Priority Disembarkation Now Available On Airlines
By Wynonna Mountebank 05-13-2025 With public unease at an all-time high regarding recent national airtravel...
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Scientists Agree To Stop Using Unborn Fetuses In Experiments
By Nathan Belfaux 05-08-2025 The U.S. has has a long history of patriots fighting tooth and claw against...
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New York City To Pump Dihydrogen Monoxide Into Drinking Water
By Jason Ersatz 05-06-2025 In a recent vote by the New York State Capitol, elected officials voted in...
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Man Sentenced To 23 Years For Time Theft
By Wynonna Mountebank 05-01-2025 In the latest update to the Baltimore time theft case that has been...
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Artists No Longer Needed - We Have Technology!
By Nathan Belfaux 04-29-2025 Inspired by the massive potential shown in generative AI art that has taken...
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Democrats Agree To "Wait It Out"
By Jason Ersatz 04-24-2025 In a shocking revelation last Thursday, democrat politicians voted that their...
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Tesla Protest Funding Ring Discovered
By Wynonna Mountebank 04-22-2025 In a shocking discovery last Friday, the group funding the recent Tesla...
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Language Scientists To Make Changes To Dictionary
By Nathan Belfaux 04-17-2025 With the heavily-anticipated release of the 14th Edition of the American...
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Government To Use Historical Documents To Solve Modern Problems
By Jason Ersatz 04-15-2025 Worries about food shortage, immigration and economic disparity are on the...
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Over 49% Of People Agree That Price of Milk Needs To Be Raised
By Wynonna Mountebank 04-10-25 In a recent survey, nearly 50% of voters agreed that the price of milk...
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Imaginary Friends To Keep Green Card Status
By Jason Ersatz 04-08-2025 In the midst of the uncertainty surrounding rumours of legal citizens losing...
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AI Training To Begin In Public Spaces
By Nathan Belfaux 04-03-2025 Next week, disruptive tech innovator Frère Inc. plans to roll out their...
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New Subminimum Wage To Be Implemented To Boost Economy
By Wynonna Mountebank 04-03-2025 With the news of companies closing their doors and others struggling...
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Apple To Release Foldable Phone With A Separate Screen For Ads
By Nathan Belfaux 04-01-2025 In the modern digital world, it’s impossible to navigate any webpage without...
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