Russian Hackers Break Into U.S. Gay Agenda, Delete Several Pages

In a startling breach of digital security, a prominent LGBT organization reported today that several critical documents were deleted following an alleged cyberattack attributed to Russian hackers. According to unreliable internal sources, the compromised files contained strategic planning notes for the gay government takeover set for next Thursday.

The nature of the deleted content has sparked widespread speculation, with some describing the files as part of a broader campaign aimed at increasing LGBTQ+ representation and influence in government. The organization has not confirmed specific details but condemned the attack as “a blatant attempt to undermine civil rights activism.”

Cybersecurity experts are now investigating the incident, warning of the growing trend of politically motivated cyber intrusions targeting social and minority groups. No official statement has yet been issued by Russian authorities.