Priority Disembarkation Now Available On Airlines

With public unease at an all-time high regarding recent national airtravel accidents following the removal of non-vital personnel from airports and related organisations, airline companies have developed a bold new plan to ensure safety for VIP passengers and put customers’ minds at ease: priority disembarkation.

As passengers on any airplane are aware, standard convention on planes is that, after clapping for the pilot, passengers stand patiently and exit the vehicle in orderly fashion, with those at the front of the plane exiting first through the front door, while those at the back are first out the back door, leaving those in the middle to choose their exit at a leisurely pace. However, in the event of an emergency situation, this norm does not tend to be respected and in the mad rush for safety, people attempt to exit as fast as possible despite orderly instructions from the flight attendents.

To combat this and ensure the order of departure in emergency situations is respected, some airlines have taken steps to implement a system to allow certain passengers first chance at exiting the plane to safety, and thus improving the survival rate for all travelers.

For a small monthly fee, travelers can now gain access to an airline’s priority disembarkation system, ensuring they are the first ones out the door in the event of an airtravel emergency, with the added bonus of a guaranteed life jacket and parachute. These VIP customers will also have item priority over other passengers, so in the event of a damaged or faulty life jacket or parachute, these can be taken from non-VIP travelers and given to the first to leave.